7 Halloween Jokes Guaranteed to Get Candy

In the St. Louis Area, children have to work for their Halloween candy. Telling a joke before getting their candy is something that no other city does. Here’s seven jokes that will be sure to earn your child their sweet treats.

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1. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers.

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2. What does a vampire fear the most?

Tooth decay.

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3. What did the mummy say to the detective?

“Let’s wrap this case up.”

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4. When does a skeleton laugh?

When something tickles his funny bone.

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5. How do monsters tell their future?

They read their “horrorscope”.

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6. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It raises their spirits.

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7. Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?

They’re afraid of flying off the handle.

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Have a safe and happy Halloween everyone!

 

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